#north-korea

Redditors of North Korea: What's your opinion on the recent Sony hack?

What is your best North Korea joke?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea told it not to.

David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter.

Applying for US weapons as a moderate Syrian rebel As a Syrian rebel, I think the word or phrase that best describes me is: A) Moderate B) Very moderate C) Crazy moderate D) Other I became a Syrian rebel because I believe in: A) Truth B) Justice C) The American Way D) Creating an Islamic caliphate If I were given a highly lethal automatic weapon by the United States, I would: A) Only kill exactly the people that the United States wanted me to kill B) Try to kill the right people, with the caveat…

Upvote this if you're in North Korea! ....wait....

I tried dropping the Google Maps human icon in North Korea... and he jumped back into his original position out of fear.

A poll showed that North Korea is the happiest nation in the world! 100% of citizens reported being happy!

I asked my friend from North Korea how he was doing. He just shrugged and replied, ""I can't complain.""

Kim Jong-il When kim Jong-il was alive, a great deal of North Korean propaganda was created claiming things like Kim Jong-il and his father created the world, and that Kim Jong-il does not urinate or defecate. Apparently, propaganda was also created for the children of North Korea in the form of a book titled ""Everybody Poops... Except Kim Jong-il""

Topical Jokes (5/16) Another day has gone by. And, of course, we now have a new set of jokes. Some of these are weirder but let's begin! Inside int'l experts believe that Kim Jong Un may have two babies by two different women. In a quick response to the rumor, President Obama has appointed a new consul to North Korea, Ambassador Maury. More on the international front, David Beckham has announced his retirement. Beckham says he's going to take the time to wind down and chase his true passion, spi…

Dennis Rodman will be returning to North Korea this summer... to ""hang out,"" ""have fun,"" and ""watch the world end by North Korea's mad hand."" (Jokes for the week of 4/13-4/19 @fridayupdate on twitter.)

Enough with the North Korea jokes guys, Seriousry they aren't funny!

North Korea has lowered its missile back down after pointing it up for a few hours. Turns out Viagra and MSG make for bad rocket fuel.

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

It is a little-known fact that before becoming president of South Korea, Syngman Rhee was for many years foreign corresponcent for Life magazine, dividing his time between their New York and Seoul offices. One day, he left New York for a routine trip to Seoul, but, when he wasn't heard from, the New York office became worried and called the Seoul office. The Seoul office confirmed that he had arrived as scheduled but had left almost immediately for North Korea. They quoted him as saying that he …

Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered.

Why is North Korea going fail against America? They lack the element of supplies

I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier. Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea? Jimmy Kim-il

Starcraft joke. It's been 15 years since North Korea broke the Korean Armistice Agreement (cease fire agreement), and both North and South Korea are desperate to end the war since they are running low on resources. One South Korean general decided that he needs every help he can find to win the war so he brings Jaedong, who was once considered the best Starcraft player, to use as a strategist. The general says "I know you've been retired for a while and using a starcraft player as a war strat…

I had a friend from North Korea. When I asked him how the country was, he said, "I can't complain..."

Topical Jokes for 10/9 (for best results, read in the voice of your favorite late night host) In Indiana, a pizza delivery man received a $1,200 tip from college students. College officials applauded the act of charity, until they realized the “pizza” was just a box with $1,200 dollars worth of weed in it. To thwart corruption, traffic police in Thailand will now receive a bonus if they refuse bribes. The plan affects all levels of Thailand police, from the street-level Bribe Solicitor, to Di…

"What's life like in North Korea?" "Oh, I can't complain."

Kim Jong-un has promised a new clear future for North Korea Oops, I spelled nuclear wrong.