#david-cameron

David Cameron: "In some parts of Britain there are three generations of families where nobody has ever worked." Buckingham Palace?

Immigrants... David Cameron has said that hes going to put a cap on immigrants entering the country. I think its terrible, they should be able to wear what they want.

Trump visits the Queen. While visiting England after his election victory, Donald Trump is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. Trump asks how she knows if they're intelligent. ""I do so by asking them the right questions,"" says the Queen. ""Allow me to demonstrate."" Trump watches as the Queen phones David Cameron and says, ""Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has…

David Cameron didn't do much as the Prime Minister of the UK But Theresa May.

David Cameron and his Butler One day, David Cameron curiously asked his close-butler if he could tell him why 'we sometimes look at our own shit after we go to the bathroom?'. The butler, shocked by such a question, recanted a particular anecdote of a case that once happened long-ago with one of the Monarch's princes, who the butler says, 'indulge in all kinds of luxurious foods'. 'As a result,' the butler continues, 'he spent a lot of time in the bathroom. And once spent such a long time sittin…

Donald Trump goes to meet the queen... ...while there he is most impressed with the service she recieves from her butlers and staff and he asks her how she gets such good employees. She says she screen them for intelligence and proceeds to demonstrate by summoning David Cameron: ""Come here, David. Now answer me,"" she starts, ""if your mother and your father have a child and that child is neither your sister nor your brother, who is that child?"" David looks a bit flustered but answers: ""Why M…

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money? In the Piggy bank

David Cameron: Tax evasion is morally wrong, I leaned that from my father. The tax evasion bit, not the morally wrong bit.

Apparently, David Cameron can only be divided by himself, and one.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet? In the Conservatory!

isis was planning to use biological warfare against David Cameron... but they got anthrax mixed up with tampax and poisoned the wrong cunt

What do you call a politician with their head up their ass? David Cameron.

David Cameron that there is a joke all on its own

David Cameron walks into a sandwich shop with a pig... The shopkeeper says ""alright dave, pulled pork ?"" ""No mate, she's just a friend.""

All these recent David Cameron jokes have left me with a bad taste in my mouth.

Did I miss something? Kermit has a new gf and Miss Piggy is seeing David Cameron?

Taking the dog for a walk During Barack Obamas visit to the Uk he and David Cameron take Davids dog for a walk and while out they decide to stop outside the local pub and have a few beers. After a while a man stumbles out of the pub, kneels at the rear end of the dog, lifts up it's tail and stares with a confused look on his face. ""what do you think your doing"" asked Cameron. ""Sorry"" replied the man. ""It's just the landlord told me there was a dog outside with 2 arseholes""

Operating system jokes Which operating system does Bear Grylls use? Internet *Explorer* Which operating system does David Cameron use? *Firefox* Which operating system did Pavarotti use? *Opera* Which operating system does a foul mouthed Tony Stark use? *Swear Iron* Which operating system does a zookeeper use? *Seemonkeys*

I was caught stalking David Cameron today I told the police that I was simply following the political movement.

Guys I need your opinion on this joke! David Cameron

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron? One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter.

David Cameron sends Alex Salmond a text following the Scottish vote... David: ""Hi mate just checking in, u k?""

David Cameron joke! They say David Cameron is a one term Prime Minister. That term is of course 'cunt'.

The Queens Riddle Barack Obama met with the Queen of Great Britain. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?" "Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a b…