#north-koreas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Because North Korea's nukes couldn't reach him there

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away for North Korea's long range missiles.

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel? Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Everyone makes fun of North Korea's military Personally, I'm amazed and terrified. Just imagine what they would accomplish if they opened their eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean? To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

North Korea's launch code B A

North Korea's ability to go through with its threats are as poor as the punchline of this joke.

Topical Jokes for 1/6 A report shows that North Korea has 6,000 cyber attack specialists. In fairness, North Korea's definition of ""cyber attack specialist"" is anyone who's ever watched ""The Matrix."" ...these cyber attack specialists can access any computer on the planet, and leave the message ""Please. Help me get out of North Korea."" In Mexico, a vicious drug cartel forced some members to eat human hearts. Ex-members of the cartel who were forced to eat hearts have formed a class action, …

Why did the chicken cross the road? To move out of range of North Korea's long ranged missiles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid North Korea's long range missiles.

Dennis Rodman will be returning to North Korea this summer... to ""hang out,"" ""have fun,"" and ""watch the world end by North Korea's mad hand."" (Jokes for the week of 4/13-4/19 @fridayupdate on twitter.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles.

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow? Because they must build additional pylons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get out of North Korea's missile range.

Did you know North Korea's military marches to the left? They have no rights

What's North Korea's favourite rap group? Run

Why did the chicken cross the road? North Korea's long range missiles don't reach that far

Why is North Korea's literacy rate so high? Because they have a supreme reader

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's missiles can't reach that far.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

No wonder North Korea's so evil... It's hard to be merciful if you have no Seoul

Why did North Korea's missile fail? It had projectile disfunction.

There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola: The directions say the medication must be taken with food.

So North Korea's Kim Jong-Un executes it's defense chief with an anti-aircraft gun. I bet he took a lot of flak for that.