#indiana

"i used to live in india, now I live in indiana" "is there a difference?" "na"

How come about the "About the Author" never includes anything negative? "He was born in Indiana where he's widely regarded as a scumbag."

Trying to grab something out of my minivan while the automatic door is closing is the most Indiana Jones-y part of my day.

Wrote "I wanna rock!" on every answer to this Geology test and they made me a tenured professor with a beard and an Indiana Jones hat.

My house is like an Indiana Jones movie. Partly because I walk around with a bullwhip, but mostly because of all the cobwebs.

Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it.

Remember when Indiana Jones risked having his arm crushed to rescue his hat? I'd do that for my iPhone.

The scene where Indiana Jones swaps the bags and runs from a boulder but it's me trying to eat a cookie without my kid seeing me

Indiana Jones: [screaming as his hand is crushed under a door] ARRGGHHH! WHY? WHY DID I REACH FOR MY HAT? I OWN SO MANY HATS!!

Mr. Jones, did you or did you not have an affair with the victim, Diana? "No!" Oh really. And what's your first name? "Indiana" [jury gasps]

Mike Pence has a strong resume, including Governor of Indiana and Shawshank Prison Guard. #VPDebate

American, Indian and Russian go to hell... An American, an Indian and a Russian got to hell after they died and were met by the Devil with a huge whip (twice as big as Indiana Jones had). So Devil met them and said... -""I give everyone one chance to go to heaven, all you have to do is withstand three lashes from my whip, also you can defend yourself with anything. So who is going to go first???"" An American steps forward and says -""I will go first and I will defend myself with this rock"" and…

I used my rosary as a whip today... Call me Indiana Joan of Arc

If Indiana Jones was a new-born Christian what would he change his job title to? Arkeologist.

Why does Indiana Jones hate the letters ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX and Y Because they're not Zs. Sorry.

How Daylight Savings Time Came to Pass -or- The Origin of Seasonal Depression Back in the days before time, the townspeople were concerned with what they called, The Dying of the Light. It seemed that each passing day, night absorbed more of the light, and the days grew progressively colder. Fearful that the Nightman was punishing them, they congregated in the town square to seek the wisdom of the elders. ""Hey guys, didja notice that it seems each passing day, night absorbs more of the light, a…

They are opening a hardware store in Indiana where they will only employ people who have had a difficult childhood being raised in either domestic abuse or foster houses. It will be called the Broken Home Depot.

Q: How many letters 'T' are in Indiana Jones? A: 17. Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-ta-taa Ta-ta-tat'-taaa ta-taa-taa-taaa!

So an openly gay guy patronized a store in Indiana .

I think always mixing up vocabulary words in school hurt my career options. Because I always wanted to be an archipelago just like ""Indiana Jones""!

I'm starting a business in Indiana; we do paternity tests and private investigations. It's called ""Hoosier Daddy and What Does He Do?""

Topical Jokes This week, the Price is Right gave away a treadmill to a contestant with no feet. And to make matters worse, the next contestant was blind -- and he won a pair of prosthetic feet. In Florida, a woman being held at knifepoint was rescued when she texted Pizza Hut to call 911. The woman had been in a similar situation previously, when her house caught on fire -- and she called Wendy's. After the woman was set free, she celebrated -- by ordering a pizza from Papa John's. In Indiana, a…

I recently gave up smoking. I'm really Indiana Jonesin' for a smoke.

Royal wedding Where did Prince Charles spend his honeymoon? Indiana! (Aye, it's an old one, but the search facility makes me think it's never been made reddit previous, so I post it for the education & betterment of the younguns.)

Avatar 2: Avatar vs. Indiana Jones Immediately following the events of the first Avatar movie, the Navi are forced to lead a nomadic lifestyle in search of food and resources. It is discovered that by stimulating the reproductive glands of a new found life form, the Navi are able to manipulate both time and space. The Navi invent a plan to go back to their old way of life. Three Navi warriors are chosen to go back in time to just before the war, and hijack the avatar equipment used by humans to …