Grandma in court In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; ""Mrs

American, Indian and Russian go to hell... An American, an Indian and a Russian got to hell after they died and were met by the Devil with a huge whip (twice as

Mrs. Jones In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and a

I saw a black man drop his wallet today. I opened it up, chased him down the street and said,Mr Jones? He said, No that's not me.