#joan

Just picked up an unknown call with a "Hello?" An old woman said "Joan?" So, I can cross "mistaken for a Joan" off the bucket list.

At 17, Joan of Arc led the French to victory and I just looked for my phone while talking on it.

Help! My dad wants to name my daughter We just got confirmation that we'll be having a girl. As soon as my dad heard this, he insisted on naming her Joan. I asked him why, and he said that he thought the world needed more people with interesting, history-based names. He used my name, Marc, as an example. He said that my name is based on Marcus Aurelius, a Roman emperor. I then asked him what person that ""Joan"" was based on. He replied, ""well after Joan of Marc, of course.""

I used my rosary as a whip today... Call me Indiana Joan of Arc

Did you hear about a guy who collected memorabilia of Rosa Parks, Florence Nightingale, Joan of Arc, and Wonder Woman? Apparently, he was a heroine addict.

Joan and her husband Tom think she should get a labiaplasty... After weeks of debate, the couple of three children decided that Joan should get reconstructive surgery down below. She went to a few surgeons to evaluate her situation then finally settled with one and set the date for the procedure. She gets to the hospital with her husband and then prepped for the procedure. She lays down on the bed with her husband holding her hand as she is put unconscious. Three hours pass and the surgery is fi…

Is it hot in here, or is it just me? - Joan of Arc

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc? A heroine addict.

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food? Steak

this is ironic apparently Joan of arc loved a good barbecue.

Never too soon for Joan. I learned to adore Joan Rivers as an adult, and though the world should miss her presence, we shouldn't feel too sad. She lived a long and productive life, had an outstanding career, supported equal rights for all citizens, and ultimately, she went out doing what she loved, which is getting surgery. We'll miss you Joan. Though she may have passed, Joan Rivers will always be with us, not only in our hearts, but as non-biodegradable remnants that will remain in our soil fo…

Joan who was rather well-proportioned spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day but on the second she decided that no one could see her way up there and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach so she just pulled a towel over her rear. ""Excuse me miss"" said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel out of breath from running up t…

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !

Joan the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals publicly accused her neighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar. George stared at her for a moment and said nothing. Later that evening he parked his pickup truck in front of her house and left it there all night.

When Abraham Liebowitz gets to school he discovers that he is the only Jewish kid in the class. But it's a decent town and nobody really bothers him. One day the teacher asks the class ""Who was the greatest person who ever lived? and why?"" And to make it interesting she held a twenty dollar bill in the air and said ""whoever gives the best answer will get this twenty dollars"". All of the kids called out their guesses. One said ""George Washington - because he was the father of our countr…

The Clitoris Licking Frog A new exotic adults' toy shop opens in town and Joan, a middle-aged spinster decides to go and check out their wares in hopes to satisfy her usually unquenchable urges. A poster in the shop window immediately catches Joan's eye. 'NEW Clitoris Licking Frog - Guaranteed satisfaction in minutes'. Intrigued, Joan heads inside to enquire about the frog. "Shopkeep" says Joan "Is that poster true? You guarantee this frog will bring me pleasure within minutes?" "Why…

why parents have gray hair .. Just a reminder........ Why Parents Have Gray Hair A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted…

True story: when short story writer O. Henry lay dying in a hospital, The people gathered around his bed didn't know if he was asleep or dead. Someone said, "Feel his feet. No one ever died with warm feet." O. Henry opened his eyes and said, "Joan of Arc did." Then closed his eyes and died that moment.

What did God say when Joan of Arc arrived in heaven? ""Well done.""

The deeply religious Jim and Joan are freshly married As they begin to consummate their marriage

what was Joan of Arc's hidden talent? She could really cook.

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile? On Tinder.

Why was Joan of Arc never good in debates? Because she could not take the heat.

What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ? When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb.