True story: when short story writer O. Henry lay dying in a hospital, The people gathered around his bed didn't know if he was asleep or dead. Someone said, "Feel his feet. No one ever died with warm feet." O. Henry opened his eyes and said, "Joan of Arc did." Then closed his eyes and died that moment.
accidentally called out my dentist's name during my colonoscopy
Twitter is like a soap opera for some of you. I'd like to be the one who sneaks into the hospital and unplugs your life support.
[first day as a doctor] You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how's your diet? [nurse interrupts me] "Dr that's the model skeleton"
14yo: My voice keeps randomly changing DOCTOR: That's normal at your age 14yo: [Batman voice] Thank you doctor DOCTOR: That's not normal
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