#chad

"Remember those funny tweets about Keith? And, the Chad jokes? Haha! They were great! We should do those again. Right, guys? Guys?" - Karen

My friends & I were taking shots every time Trump interrupted Clinton. My BFF Chad is dead :(

*finds all 7 dragonballs *dragon appears* "WHAT IS YOUR WIS...OH GODDAMMIT CHAD, FOR THE LAST TIME I CANNOT MAKE PEOPLE RESPECT NICKELBACK"

My Boyfriend hates it when we role play and I'm the Doctor cause I make him wait 3 hours bill him then send in a med student named Chad.

"My brother's coming over for dinner." Ugh, is he still talking only in country names? *brother walks in* "Chad Hungary. Jamaica Turkey?"

Hi, my name is Chadical--I mean--Chad, and I'm a recovering bro. [group says "Hi, Chad" but one voice goes "Sup bro"]

Nobody was healthier than my vegan, gluten-free friend Chad until the day that baby squirrel beat him to death.

breakfast in bed? babe I thought you said brofest in bed. *gestures at chad and brad to leave* *whispers* we can still play frisbee later.

"Ma'am, you had twins. They are fine and your boyfriend Chad named them" - Oh no "This is Debra" - aww I like that "And this is Depanties"

Walk up to the guy with a popped collar and spiked hair & say "What's up, Chad?" & he'll be all "Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro?"

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger's engagement proves that not only is love blind, it's also deaf.

Kenya please explain why you called Chad a Niger? You Congo around using words like that or all of a Sudan you Ghana have no place Togo

[Long] Xavier and the new kid One day, there was a boy named Xavier in the seventh grade in a Catholic school. He was intelligent, and a great kid. He always wanted to help people out. One day, there was new club at his school in which students could give a tour to new students, so that they would understand how the school worked. Xavier signed up. A week later, a new student arrives and Xavier is told to give him a tour of the school. He is excused from class and goes to the main office, and he…

Chad always has an impeccable fashion sense, even when he's not trying People ask him how he does it and he tells them, ""Well, I didn't stay in the closet all those years for nothing"".

A voter from the 2000 election recognized me. He came up to me and said ""Hey, Chad, how's it hanging?""

[Long] A story of how two wooden planks became best friends Once upon a time, there were 2 wooden planks. The first one was named Chad, the second was named Carter. Chad hated Carter, and Carter hated Chad even more! One day, Chad was in a bar, drinking a tequila. Carter, drunk, came over to Chad and punched him as hard as a wooden plank could. Chad got angry and retaliated, kicking Carter in the face. They got into a bloody and violent bar fight. They both got arrested. They were sentenced to 8…

A woman had five sons. A woman had five sons: Alex, Bill, Chad, Doug, and Eric. One day, the woman gets a phone call from the hospital. The doctor says, ""I'm so sorry to tell you this, but your son was in a car accident and broke his leg."" ""Oh no!"" She responds, ""Which one?"" The doctor answers, ""The left leg.""

Food and Country Yesterday I was so Hungary, I decided to Czech if there was any food. I was Russian to the fridge, but found only a Turkey full of Greece. Iran to the store to get some salt, pepper, Chile and Korea-nder, because I was in the mood for some Sweden sour. I found Iraq of pork chops but there was Norway I could eat them all. The Romanian ingredients where some Belize pepper and a Canada best soup I could ever find. Can you Bolivia it? I Cyprus the urge of buying some Fiji Water. I H…

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance !

why parents have gray hair .. Just a reminder........ Why Parents Have Gray Hair A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted…

I know a guy who gets his vodka imported from Central Africa Absolut Chad!

Scoutmaster Dear Dad & Mom, Our scoutmaster told us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 1 of our tents and 2 Sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we we're all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happened.Oh yea! Please call Chad's mother and tell her he is OK. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search & rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found him in the dark…

a joke translated from turkish Once upon a time there was a pit in a village, people used to wound themselves from falling into the pit. 3 elders of the village unite to a find a solution to this pit. First one says that we should place an ambulance next to the pit, that way people will get to the hospital faster Second one says that we should build a hospital next to the pit that way it will be even faster Before the third one could talk Chad jumps in and says "y'all are idiots why don't we…

Why didn't you visit Chad? Cause he wasn't my Niger.