#hungary

[Budapest airport] IMMIGRATION: So what is your purpose for visiting Hungary? ME: [holding huge bag of marbles] I wanna see the hippoes.

"My brother's coming over for dinner." Ugh, is he still talking only in country names? *brother walks in* "Chad Hungary. Jamaica Turkey?"

From an old National Lampoon record A guy walks into a nightclub with a beautiful girl on his arm. The comedian comes out for his first act of the evening and says, a guy walks into a nightclub with a beautiful girl on his arm. The comedian comes out for his second act of the evening and says, a guy walks into a nightclub with a beautiful girl on his arm. Just then, a guy in the audience says, I think I've heard this before. The comedian says, maybe you caught my first act. The man says, not lik…

Don't know why some countries have food problems If you're Hungary you could pour Greece over Turkey and fry it in Japan.

Why did one european country eat the other? Because it was Hungary

I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the kitchen to czech the fridge There is turkey But it's covered in Greece There's Norway I can eat that. Edit:spelling

Timmy and mum are quite punny. Timmy : I'm Hungary,. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough. Timmy …

What do you call a religious termite in Hungary? Buddha-pest

Hungary conquered Turkey... They had to change their name to Full.

Is she Hungary? ""Is she Hungary?"" Jimmy asked. ""Alaska,"" said Johnny. ""Yes, Siam,"" she replied. ""All right. I'll Fiji,"" Jimmy offered. ""Oh, don't Russia "" Johnny admonished. ""What if she Whales?"" Jimmy demanded. ""Give her a Canada Chile,"" Johnny suggested. ""I'd rather have Turkey,"" she said. ""Except that I can't have Greece."" When the waiter bought the check, Johnny asked Jimmy, ""I say, look and see how much has Egypt you.""

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe? They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why did Hitler invade Hungary? Because he can't resist a HungAryan :)

I had to write a Geography Essay.. We had to write about a topic, so I picked ""Kenya solve world hunger with charity?"". I wasn't quite sure if I had a good paper, so I asked Jordan and he helped me Czech my work. We only had a week to Finnish the paper, so I spent the night working, eating nothing but a spare Turkey leg. I was so Hungary. I handed in the paper and my teacher seemed happy. Edit: I got my paper back, the teacher thought it was good, I got Denmarks out of 15.

I was Hungary... ...So I Russia down the stairs, made a Turkey sandwich and had a chocolate Malta for dessert.

TIL Ethiopian warriors conquered part of Central Europe in the 1300s That's why they call it Hungary.

I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the Czech the kitchen Maybe you'll find Turkey It's covered in Greece D: Eww, Norway your going to eat that I think I'll settle for a can of Chile I want some Chile too! Denmark your name on it Kenya do it for me All right I'm Ghana do it Thanks, Iran 5 miles today, so tired

Guys I'm like next to Austria right now... Hungary, I could really go for a cheeseburger...

So a Syrian refugee walks into a bar in Hungary. No, he doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to Hungary.

Hungary should take over Turkey If asked why, they would say ""because we are 'Hungary'""

Joke I heard while in Hungary Two cops are standing by the street side in New York City. A foreigner approaches them looking slightly panicked. ""Parlez vous Francais?"" He asks them. The cops, not knowing a word of French merely shrug their shoulders at the man. Frustrated, he asks them, ""Ustedes hablan espanol?"" Again, the cops merely shrug. The foreigner continues with the same result with Dutch, Russian, and German. Eventually, he leaves, knowing that there's no hope for him to communicate…

19th century monarchy humor, anyone? So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. ""Austria and Hungary,"" he replies. Otto: ""Yeah, who are they playing against?""

Food and Country Yesterday I was so Hungary, I decided to Czech if there was any food. I was Russian to the fridge, but found only a Turkey full of Greece. Iran to the store to get some salt, pepper, Chile and Korea-nder, because I was in the mood for some Sweden sour. I found Iraq of pork chops but there was Norway I could eat them all. The Romanian ingredients where some Belize pepper and a Canada best soup I could ever find. Can you Bolivia it? I Cyprus the urge of buying some Fiji Water. I H…

Which country has the highest number of foolish people? Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

Why did Turkey disappear? Because Austria was Hungary.