#otto

Forgive me for this one A German soldier who loves animals can't decide what to do after WWII. His friend says, Otto, it's easy to figure out. You're a Veteran Aryan.

I met two guys named Otto and Manuel at a party... ...Manuel made me do all the talking but Otto wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise!

What is Hitler's favorite video game? Grand theft Otto

What is the easiest way to kill a frenchman? Break his neck by slamming down the toilet seat, while he is drinking. - Otto von Bismarck

Germans are always so quick to fix your mistakes when you trying to speak German. It's as if the whole German nation is on Otto correct.

19th century monarchy humor, anyone? So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. ""Austria and Hungary,"" he replies. Otto: ""Yeah, who are they playing against?""

A company called "Guns For Hire" stages gunfights for Western movies, etc. One day, they received a call from a 47-year-old woman who wanted to have her husband killed. She got 4-1/2 years in jail. 3641. Oil of Olay no longer turning the trick for her, a woman decided that she would bathe in the milk of a camel (a modern-day Cleopatra). So she stole a camel from the local zoo (where *else* can you find a camel when you need one?) and transported it back to her house--where she realized that the …