#jordan

If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called "Royal Jordanian Airways" instead of "Air Jordan"

If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts.

Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan... ...when Jordan played baseball

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes? Herr Jordan

I want to adopt two kids... ... with cancer, both named Jordan. I've always wanted a sick pair of Jordans.

A preacher walks into a bar. The preacher notices a drunk sitting at the bar and he strikes up a conversation. ""Hello sir, I was wondering if you have found Jesus yet."" The drunk looks up and replies ""Nope!"" So the preacher grabs him by the collar and drags him out he door and down to the creek. He then quickly submerges the man into the water and says ""Then Jesus came from Galilee to the Jordan to be baptized by John. Hallelujah!"" The preacher pulls the man to the surface of the water and…

Why do women love Jordan Spieth? Because he came second.

I had to write a Geography Essay.. We had to write about a topic, so I picked ""Kenya solve world hunger with charity?"". I wasn't quite sure if I had a good paper, so I asked Jordan and he helped me Czech my work. We only had a week to Finnish the paper, so I spent the night working, eating nothing but a spare Turkey leg. I was so Hungary. I handed in the paper and my teacher seemed happy. Edit: I got my paper back, the teacher thought it was good, I got Denmarks out of 15.

In Israel, we just want peace. A piece of Jordan, a piece of Egypt, a piece of Lebanon...

Letter from a Farm Kid . . . Now at San Diego Marine Corps Recruit Depot Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop…

BREAKING NEWS 1000 men entered Jordan last night She said she will be fine after a bit of rest

Studying for MCAT when I heard this Joke! I was studying for the MCAT while listening to an audiobook for a chapter on the endocrine system. Anyways, at the end of the audiobook the guy signs of saying: ""Hey John, how do you make a hormone anyway?""... ""That's easy Jordan, you just don't pay her."" Loled so hard!

Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents Al and Elaine for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left. ""So how was it?"" Elaine asked when they returned home. ""Great"" Little Jordan replied. ""Did you and your father have a good time?"" asked Elaine. ""Yeah Daddy especially liked it"" exclaimed Jordan excitedly ""especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!""

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

So this guy, Rob, is at an interview... And on his resume, he claims that he is friends with almost everyone in the world. The boss, who's interviewing him, clearly doesn't believe him. "If you know everyone, then hook me up with Obama." "Oh yeah! Sure! Obama and I went to middle school together! I'll call him up" Rob calls and Obama picks up. "Hey Rob! Yeah long time no see! I was in the middle of writing a big speech, but you can come over to the White House and we can chill." They arrive…

Farm kid writes letter home after joining Marines.... Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting used to it, so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed t…

A girl walked up to me and said she was looking for Amanda Pegg. I said sorry, my name is Jordan.

Why is a merchant bank like the model Jordan? Both are institutions whose reputation is built on assets that, on closer inspection, turn out to be entirely artificial, vastly overinflated and in danger of going through the floor at any moment.