#jordans

If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called "Royal Jordanian Airways" instead of "Air Jordan"

You realize kids in other countries make Air Jordan's and iPhones right? -Me responding poorly to my kid's homemade Father's Day gifts.

Niggas be like I want a girl that rocks Jordan's, plays video games, and watches sports with me" wtf? You want a boyfriend nigga

Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents Al and Elaine for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left. ""So how was it?"" Elaine asked when they returned home. ""Great"" Little Jordan replied. ""Did you and your father have a good time?"" asked Elaine. ""Yeah Daddy especially liked it"" exclaimed Jordan excitedly ""especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!""