Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents Al and Elaine for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant father into taking him. And so J