Abou El Abed comes back to Lebanon from America... His friend Abou El Steff asks him ""Did you learn the language?"". Abou el Abed says ""Sure I can now speak english"" (in arabic). So Abou el Steff decides to quiz him. He asks him ""How do you say come here in english"". Abou el Abed says ""Come here"". Abot el Steff is amazed. So he asks another question ""How do you say go over there in english"". So abou el abed says ""You go over there and say ""Come here"""". Sorry guys this is a bilingual

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In Lebanon, a christian man falls in love with a muslim woman... Her parents won't allow him to marry her unless he converts to islam. The man goes to see the sheikh and is told that he has to circumcise. He reluctantly agrees and gets married. A month later, the man is walking down Hamra street, with a gold chain around his neck attached to a crucifix on his chest. The sheikh sees him and the crucifix and stops him to say: ""My son what are you doing? you are a muslim now. why are you wearing t

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