#muhammad

Ramadhan starts tomorrow, here's a joke There were two white christian men, Adam and Jack, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do. As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then Adam said ''Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are muslim.'' Then Jack said ''No way, I won't say I…

I told a joke about Muhammad to a Muslim man.. And he blew up in my face!

Mohammed goes to school.... The children were returning to class after playtime. The first child into class was Jack. ''Jack,'' said the teacher, ''what did you do this playtime?'' ''I was playing in the sandpit,'' replied Jack. ''How fun! If you can spell 'sand' on the board, you can have a cookie!'' Jack successfully spelled 'sand' on the board and was given a cookie. Sally was the next child into class. ''Sally,'' said the teacher, ''what did you do this playtime?'' ''I played in the sandpit,…

Two guys survive a plane crash in the middle of the desert... Two guys, John and James, survive a plane crash in the middle of the desert. With nothing better to do, and no food or water, they set out in search of civilisation. A long while goes by, over which time they develop a fierce hunger. Suddenly, off in the distance, they spot a building. Excitedly they run towards it, but they slow down as they approach it. Turns out the building is a mosque. Thinking for a while, James turns to John an…

Here is a Muslim Joke There were two white christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do. As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then John said ''Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are Muslim.'' Then Mike said ''No way, I won't say I'm Muslim, I'm gon…

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up? He wanted to double his prophets.

God bless USA And Science. And Muhammad And The Buddhist Gods. everyone is offended these days.

Reply to ""Classic joke for our Muslim friends today"" Original Post :- There were two white christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do. As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then John said ''Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are Muslim.'' Then M…

Three guys named Jesus, Muhammad, and Moses go out upon the sea, upon a boat... The boat rocks gently side-to-side. They each think for a moment how best to catch fish. Jesus decides to reveal his divinity, and so he climbs out of the boat and runs around catching the fish in a big sphere. Moses recognizes Jesus's divinity and decides to show his own heavenly credentials. Moses stretches his arms upward and the waters pull apart in a big column, setting the boat softly down, and the fish fall ou…

Yesterday, radical Islamists attacked an art gallery near Dallas that mocked Muhammad. Police managed to shoot and kill the terrorists. My favorite drawings of Muhammad at the exhibit were the two chalk outlines out front.

Moses, Jesus and Muhammad are walking into a bar. Cries the barkeeper: ""If this is gonna be a joke that guy has to stay out!""

Muhammad was feeling down. He goes to his wife and says ""I feel bad that you are all covered up and cannot show off your true beauty to the world"". The wife replies ""Do not worry, my beauty is only for you and Allah to know"". Still feeling down, he goes to his other wife and says ""I am sad that you are so young and already married, for you have not had a chance to develop your own identity"". She replies, ""Do not worry for my identity is to give my youth to you and Allah"". Muhammad then g…

Why did Muhammad cross the road? You should not question the prophet's motives infidel!

Muhammad walks up to the Buddha and says ""Guess what a mosque and 9 year old have in common."" I've been in both.

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I've drawn a cartoon of Muhammad and signed it ""Kim Jong Un"". Let's see where this goes. (Source: [Sickipedia](http://www.sickipedia.org/religion/muslim/ive-drawn-a-cartoon-picture-of-mohamed-and-signed-it-1615025))

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare? Because Muslim girls can't go to school

I recently bought a teddy bear named Muhammad... for $10. And a week later, sold it for $20. The question is, did I make a Prophet?

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant? Because he was god's profit.

In Lebanon, a christian man falls in love with a muslim woman... Her parents won't allow him to marry her unless he converts to islam. The man goes to see the sheikh and is told that he has to circumcise. He reluctantly agrees and gets married. A month later, the man is walking down Hamra street, with a gold chain around his neck attached to a crucifix on his chest. The sheikh sees him and the crucifix and stops him to say: ""My son what are you doing? you are a muslim now. why are you wearing t…

Muhammad, Jesus and Buddha walks into a bar... The bartender asks each of them what they want. Muhammad orders a glass of cranberry juice. Jesus orders a glass of water, and promptly turns it into wine. Then the bartender asks Buddha, ""what do you want?"" Buddha replies, ""Make me one with everything.""

Seeing that Ramadan started this week, here's a joke. There were two white christian men, Adam and Jack, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do. As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead. They became very hopeful. But then Adam said ''Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are muslim.'' Then Jack said ''No w…

Jesus, Moses, and Muhammad are fishing on a boat As Jesus winds down the fishing lesson, he notes the time. He bids them farewell, and walks across the lake home. After a while, Moses decided he wasn't very good at fishing, so he parted the lake and went home. Being the last one left, Muhammed ██████████ █████ ████████████████ ██████████ ███████████████ ███████

Little Muhammad goes to 1st grade... When the teacher asked his name he replied: "Muhammad". The teacher says:" you live in France, from now on you're name is Phillip and you will be French" Little Phillip goes back home and his mom asks him" well little Muhammad, how was school?" Phillip replied: "I'm French now, my name is Phillip!" The mom is shocked, an hour later his dad comes home and they both slap Phillip. The day passes and Phillip goes to class with a black eye, the teacher asks him:"…

Discrimination Three first-graders are flunking their class. The teacher calls them in and tells them: "I will ask you one question each, if you can answer it, you pass." "Jim, how do you spell 'Cow'?" "Jack, how do you spell 'Car'?" "Muhammad, how do you spell 'Racial discrimination'?"