Mike and Muhammad
There were two white christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed.
As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.
As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead.
They became very hopeful. But then John said ''Muslims are there. They might help us if we say we are Muslim.'' Then Mike said ''No way, I won't say I'm Muslim, I'm go…