Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare? Because Muslim girls can't go to school

A joke about Muhammad [removed]

I've drawn a cartoon of Muhammad and signed it ""Kim Jong Un"". Let's see where this goes. (Source: [Sickipedia](http://www.sickipedia.org/religion/muslim/ive-d

Why did Muhammad cross the road? You should not question the prophet's motives infidel!