The slippers This is more like a funny story not a joke to me. I'm not a native English speaker, so my English is not that well. Madurese, a tribe from Indonesia, are known to be very religious but, unfortunately, bad tempered and proud. (OP is Madurese) It goes like this: One day, a hillbilly Madurese and his wife went to perform a sacred pilgrimage to Mecca. At their arrival to the 8 floored hotel that they are supposed to be staying throughout the pilgrimage, they were told that their room wi…

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A Jew, Muslim and Christian are in a bar A Jew, Muslim and Christian are in a bar. They are arguing about which religion is the best at recruiting new followers. In the end they all decide to each go into the woods over the week and find a bear. They are then to try and convert that bear to their religion. A week goes by and they all meet up again to discuss their results. β€œWell,” says the Muslim β€œI found my bear and read to him from the Quran and the teachings of Muhammad. He is currently plan…

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