#fox-news

Fox News knows we can google stuff, right?

How to be a good person: 1. Listen to everything they say on Fox News. 2. Do the exact opposite.

Paris is suing Fox News for repeatedly insulting it. Also suing them for the same reason: your intelligence.

My dad said he couldn't get into Game of Thrones because he doesn't like fantasy so I asked him when he was going to stop watching Fox News.

According to FOX News, the Celtics lost because Obama did nothing to stop Kobe.

Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat.

There's a dead squirrel in the driveway. Mrs. Liebowitz is worried that the death might be gang-related. She's checking FOX News to be sure.

What if Fox News is just an 18 year long infomercial for teeth whitener?

When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps.

Dear Fox news, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer.

I rarely watch Fox news because every time I do I feel like I'm sitting in on a very unpleasant condo board meeting

CNN: Trump removes screaming baby from rally Fox News: Trump rally interrupted by another unruly, entitled protestor who still lives at home

Today my 6yo said it was good it's snowing, as that means the earth isn't getting hotter, and tonight she starts as an anchor on Fox News.

Dear Fox News, So far, no news about foxes. Sincerely, Unimpressed

Fox News: Witnesses are telling us Michael Brown may have charged Officer Darren Wilson atop a dragon, wielding a poison-tipped broadsword

Don't say "ATM machine". The "M" already stands for "machine". It's redundant. It's like saying "end result" or "racist Fox News Anchor".

I think the only thing Fox News hasn't yet accused Michael Brown of is stealing Darren Wilson's bullets. #ferguson

MTV giving awards for music is the same as Fox News giving an award for unbiased journalism.

Mainstream Media: Obama signs repeal of DADT. Fox News: Foreigner masquerading as President admits he's gay.

Parents, what's the right age to explain to a Fox News anchor that Santa isn't real?

"Wait, it wasn't us? Are you sure?" - Fox News

I'm impressed with my mom's commitment to saying the word 'the' before every noun. Example: the Walgreens, the AIDS, the Fox News, the Adele

Breaking: Fox News reports Obama is no longer a suspect.

I wish Fox News was just news about foxes.

FOX News is a Mecca for people who hate Mecca.