There's a dead squirrel in the driveway. Mrs. Liebowitz is worried that the death might be gang-related. She's checking FOX News to be sure.

According to FOX News, the Celtics lost because Obama did nothing to stop Kobe.

My dad said he couldn't get into Game of Thrones because he doesn't like fantasy so I asked him when he was going to stop watching Fox News.

"And He was buried and He rose again on the third day and on the fourth day He bought a shitload of Peeps for half price." 1 Walgreens 15:4