#walgreens

This chick at Walgreens is totally hitting on me. What's your name? What's your address? Do you have any questions for the pharmacist?

A fun thing to do is take a group picture at a party. Then leave & print it at Walgreens. Buy a frame & place it on the mantel at the party.

*goes to Walgreens for memory pill supplements* *forgets what they're called*

They're not called "butt hole mirrors." They're called "hand mirrors," according to this clerk at Walgreens.

"And He was buried and He rose again on the third day and on the fourth day He bought a shitload of Peeps for half price." 1 Walgreens 15:4

After buying toilet paper at Walgreens, the cashier said, "you'll need your receipt." I don't think I've ever been this scared in my life...

"It's over there by the Walgreens" - directions to anywhere

WALGREENS PARADOX: No matter which Walgreens you go to, they will have built one closer to you before you can get there.

[robbing Walgreens] Would you like to sign up for a Walgreens card? Youll save 30% on your robbery "sure" [guy behind me with 1 item] wtf

HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA GET YOUR VACCINE AT WALGREENS TODAY

the (please) fresh (lead) deli (me) sandwiches (into) at (woods) Walgreens (and) are (shoot) actually (me) pretty (in) good (head)

my ideal date: shoplifting sushi from Walgreens then holding hands for 3 hours

I'm impressed with my mom's commitment to saying the word 'the' before every noun. Example: the Walgreens, the AIDS, the Fox News, the Adele

My son's favorite toy is the free blood pressure machine at Walgreens.

I can't stop watching myself on this Walgreens surveillance monitor. Crazy how the camera adds 40 pounds and a limp!

Did you know if you weigh yourself, then take a dump, then weigh the dump & weigh yourself again, you'll be banned from Walgreens for life?

I hate when you forget to wear a belt and have to shoot heroin using the blood pressure machine at walgreens.

When you're accused of buying someone a gift last-minute at Walgreens, don't reveal you actually went to Walgreens a month ago.

At Walgreens So I was at Walgreens with a friend the other day, we were buying snacks and he decided to go get some new body-wash and a scrubber. I found him by the soaps, he was going through them saying that none of the soaps were good enough for him. He was being pretty aloofa bout the whole thing

The Customer Is Always Right My Favorite Joke To Play On Workers At Stores I Go Into: (Wednesday Evening Going To Walgreens) Store Clerk: Hi Welcome to Walgreens, How Are You Today? Me: Thank God it's Friday Store Clerk: haha well Today is Wednesday Me: No Today is Friday, the customer is always right! Gets them every time, and it's so funny to see their reaction!

Yo mama so fat when she went to Walmart, she tripped on Walgreens, and landed right on target

Two paleontologists walk into a Walgreens at two in the morning intently holding matching duffel bags safeguarded and pressed against their respective chests. Amused, the cashier asked why the men appear so nervous. Amused, the men respond. The cashier becomes amused. The men then depart from the walgreens, having found what they were looking for and at a reasonable price. One man ends up falling on the pavement and he is still fine. The other, in jest, asks if it's his balance he lost or just h…

When i used to work for walgreens and the security system would go off the employees would say ""run!"" I guess it was the running joke.

This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.

Guy paying for condoms at Walgreens got asked if he needed a bag He said back to cashier, "Nah, her face ain't that bad."