I hate when you forget to wear a belt and have to shoot heroin using the blood pressure machine at walgreens.

Did you know if you weigh yourself, then take a dump, then weigh the dump & weigh yourself again, you'll be banned from Walgreens for life?

I can't stop watching myself on this Walgreens surveillance monitor. Crazy how the camera adds 40 pounds and a limp!

My son's favorite toy is the free blood pressure machine at Walgreens.