#ferguson

The FAA has shut down airspace over Ferguson, which must be to stop the problem of people rioting and looting in the sky. #FergusonDecision

I think the only thing Fox News hasn't yet accused Michael Brown of is stealing Darren Wilson's bullets. #ferguson

"Wow there are a lot of non-brown people in Gaza." - anyone tuning into Ferguson coverage late

Finding a striker Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson sends scouts out around the world looking for a new talent to hopefully win the title. One of his scouts informs him of a young Afghani striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. So Ferguson flies to Afghanistan to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come to Old Trafford. Two weeks later Man U are 4-0 down at home to Liverpool with only 20 minutes left to play. Ferguson gives the young Afghan the n…

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI? Move the trees closer together.

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None... they just shoot the room for being black.

My coffee reminded me of Ferguson today Dark and full of shots.

Grandpa told me this one. We are sitting at dinner talking about politics and Ferguson gets brought up. Grandpa says, ""What's that place in Missouri called again?"" ""Ferguson,"" I reply. ""Where about in Africa is that again?"" He says.

Ferguson, MO In the after hours bars where the cops in Ferguson hang out, the most popular tipple is a 'Jim Crow': that's a shot of Jim Beam, and a shot of Old Crow - served separate, but equal.

Me and bros invented a new drinking game Draw a card, and if its black, take a shot we call it Ferguson

Seeing all those protesters/looters in Ferguson and NYC reminded me of these. What would you call the smartest protester in the world? Mildly retarded. What do you call 10 protesters in a circle? A dope ring. What does a protester use for contraception? His personality. What do you call a protester with half a brain? Gifted. Hey, did you hear about the protester who finished high school? Me either. What does the average protester get on an IQ test? Drool. I once asked a protester how …

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson? The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

There's a new drinking game... You draw a random card from a deck & if it's black you take a shot.... We call it ""Ferguson""

Ferguson shoe store broken into and looted everything but the work boots section.

Did you hear about the shoe store that was looted during the Ferguson riots ? They took all the sneakers in the store but left all the work boots.

In honor of Ferguson: A black man, a white man, and a Mexican were walking along a beach in the US. After a while, they stumble upon a genie's lamp. They pick it up, rub it, and out pops a genie, as one would expect. The genie thanks them for freeing him, and offers them one wish each. So the Mexican says, ""This country is racist and petty. My people and I are continuously downtrodden and endure great hardships. I wish for all Mexicans to go back to Mexico, and never return to this prejudiced l…

Black monday is way better then black friday, look at the deals these people in Ferguson are getting. Stuff is free!!

Black Friday sales keep getting earlier and earlier Ferguson got a huge jump on things this year.

I went to ferguson and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt And this cash register, and this Xbox, and this flat screen tv.

All of these Ferguson jokes lately... What a riot!

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson? The crime rate.

Ferguson jokes... Are always a riot.

A black guy with a new watch, new iPhone, and a new suit walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender sees the parrot and says, ""where did you get that thing?"" The parrot says, ""Ferguson""

When I heard about Ferguson.. ...I assumed it related to Sir Alex Ferguson

Businesses in Ferguson could have saved so much trouble just by changing their front signs. They could have saved their stores by changing the sign to say: ""[Owner Name]'s Fine Work Boots""