#gaza

"Wow there are a lot of non-brown people in Gaza." - anyone tuning into Ferguson coverage late

Half of Americans must be thinking Gaza Strip is the name of some Strip Club which Israel wants

Everton fan, Colonel Gaddafi's last wishes were that he should be buried in the number 18 Gascoigne shirt as he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip.

Two Arabs sit in the Gaza Strip, enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk. One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures. ""This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. This here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"" The second Arab nods, ""They blow up so fast, don't they?""

Three Muslim women are sitting talking... The first one says, ""I miss my eldest son Ahmed. He was martyred in Iraq last year."" ""Oh I know,"" says the second women, ""I miss little Hamza. He drove a car-bomb into a Syrian checkpoint six months ago."" The third woman nodded, ""Me too. My Omar was a suicide bomber in Gaza, so sad."" The first woman shook her head sadly. ""Kids these days. They blow up so fast.""

How Jews cry wolf What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?! tHe britiSH : will thrOw the Cup into the strEEt and leave the coffee shOp foR good. thE amERican : will get the inSEct out and drink the coffEE. The chiINse : will eAT the inseCT and drink the coffee. the isRAeli will : (1) Sell the coffee to the aMErican and the insect to the Chinese. (2) Cry on all the media chaNNels that they feel inSecuRe. (3) Accuse the PalestiNians, hizbaLLah, syrIA and iRAn of using gERm-weapOns. (4)…

Say what you will about Hamas... ...but their education system is top notch. Over 90% of the children in Gaza become ""Rocket Scientists"".

I heard Israel is planning another false flag attack... The Mossad is going to nuke Gaza and blame it on the IDF.

News knowledge is important. I was discussing with a guy about the Gaza Strip. He thought it was the adhesive side of a maxi pad.

Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

I guess you could say the situation in Gaza... Israeli bad. YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! i'll show myself out.

Two Arabs sit in the Gaza Strip enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk.

How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: ""Pick-a-jew""!

whats the difference between hell and gaza? there's no kids in hell