Finding a striker Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson sends scouts out around the world looking for a new talent to hopefully win the title. One of his scouts informs him of a young Afghani striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. So Ferguson flies to Afghanistan to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come to Old Trafford. Two weeks later Man U are 4-0 down at home to Liverpool with only 20 minutes left to play. Ferguson gives the young Afghan the nod to go on. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for Man U. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When he comes off the pitch the young lad rings his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. ""Hi mum guess what?"" he says ""I played for 20 minutes today and we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans the players and the media, they all love me"" ""Great"" says his mum ""let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters while you were having a good time."" The young lad is very upset ""What can I say mum, I'm so sorry"" ""Sorry!"" says his mum, ""It's your bloody fault that we moved to Manchester in the first place!""