#faa

The FAA has shut down airspace over Ferguson, which must be to stop the problem of people rioting and looting in the sky. #FergusonDecision

The guy from the FAA comes to give Santa's sleigh a flight check... He does the walkaround. Checks the runners, sleighbells, etc. Then it's time for the flight test, so he gets on board. Santa notices he's carrying more than his clipboard and asks, ""What's with the shotgun?"" The guy says, ""Well, I shouldn't tell you, but... you're going to lose an engine on takeoff.""

Santa's Flight Readiness Review It is a little known fact that even Santa must keep his pilot's license current in order to make his deliveries every year. And so, the old man wasn't too surprised when he got a letter from the FAA informing him that an examiner would be appearing shortly to run him through the usual re-certification drill. Santa immediately dispatched a detail of elves to wash and polish the sleigh, another group was assigned to inspect, service, and repair all the tack, and a t…

These new drone regulations... I had to register my two sticks of butter with the FAA. It was so much trouble just to see my butter fly.

The FAA can register my drone... ...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head.

The FAA is reviewing the new Boeing Dreamliner... it might get thrown under the airbus.

The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at the windshield of the aircraft and shoot a dead chicken at about the speed the air- craft normally flies at it. If the windshield doesn't break, it's likely to survive a real collision with a bird during flight. The British had recently built a new locomotive that could pull a train faster than any before it. They were not sure that its windshield was strong enough so they borrowed the testing dev…

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine? The engine stops whining after the plane lands.