The guy from the FAA comes to give Santa's sleigh a flight check... He does the walkaround. Checks the runners, sleighbells, etc. Then it's time for the flight test, so he gets on board. Santa notices he's carrying more than his clipboard and asks, ""What's with the shotgun?"" The guy says, ""Well, I shouldn't tell you, but... you're going to lose an engine on takeoff.""
Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine? The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at the windshield of the aircraft and shoot a dead chicken at a
The FAA is reviewing the new Boeing Dreamliner... it might get thrown under the airbus.
The FAA can register my drone... ...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head.
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