#mtv

I was just hit on by a 13 year old, I blame you MTV. Girls should be sugar & spice and everything NICE! Not orange and pregnant.

At this point I feel like MTV is just trying to scare old people.

Every program on MTV could have been titled "Jackass".

Hey, how come they're not playing videos on MTV any more? #20yearcoma

MTV stopped having their "Unplugged" specials because the shitty artists we have now can't play any instruments.

My favorite Jesus is the one who gives musicians MTV Video Music Awards. My second favorite Jesus is my landscaper.

When I was younger MTV actually played videos. That's what the M stands for. Music. Not Maternity, Motherhood or Moron.

MTV giving awards for music is the same as Fox News giving an award for unbiased journalism.

Only 3 more STD's to go until I get my own MTV reality show!!!!!!

what's up guys welcome 2 mtv cribs 2016 edition today we gonna show you how white peoples homes are oppressive

Kids today don't know what hardship is. When I was younger I sometimes had to wait ALL DAY for MTV to play my favorite video.

MTV has ordered a reality show to follow a group of virgins. That sounds very interesting and riveting and get that camera out of my face.

MTV banning a video is kind of like a record store banning a book.

"This is where the magic happens." - Harry Potter walking into his bedroom and every other room on MTV Cribs.

MTV canceled Teen Mom, so it's like they had those babies for nothing.

The 'M' in 'MTV now stands for 'MISCELLANEOUS'.

A chicken is at home watching MTV... She's watching a heavy metal music video, and the guitarist plays an amazing solo. The chicken says ""that looks amazing, I want to do that!"" The chicken goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. ""Hi, I'd like to learn to play guitar."" Says the chicken. ""Sure,"" says the man on the phone. ""Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."" ""There's just one problem,"" says the chicken. ""I'm a chicken."" ""Not to worry,"" the ma…

People are mad because MTV doesn't show music videos. What about Fox News? They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

A horse is sitting at home, watching MTV... He's watching a heavy metal music video, and the guitarist plays an amazing solo. The horse says ""that looks amazing, I want to do that!"" The horse goes to the phone book, looks up a music teacher and calls him. ""Hi, I'd like to learn to play guitar."" Says the horse. ""Sure,"" says the man on the phone. ""Just come to your lesson and we'll get you started."" ""There's just one problem,"" says the horse. ""I'm a horse."" ""Not to worry,"" the man sa…

Celebrity death match Lets get it on! Let's say all of the presidential candidates, as well as the potential 2020 candidate Kanye, were in a celebrity deathmatch (MTV style) who would win and why? Anddddd go!

Did you hear about the police trio that turned to music? They were very successful, their rock/new wave anthems captured the heart of the nation and their work won them six Grammy's, Two Brit awards, one MTV Music award, an induction into the Rock Hall of Fame and a spot in the prestigious Rolling Stone's '100 Greatest Artists Of All Time' list.

Legend has it the ""M"" in MTV once stood for music.

Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my ""M"" back..... you know, since you're not using it. Sincerely, _usic

When the ""M"" of MTV was for music & not for maternity... Those were the days

Dear MTV, I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV (RTV) and play nothing but music videos.