#ihop

No Grandma, "sausage fest" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP

They opened the tomb and were all, "Where'd he go?" and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a "Kids Eat Free" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.

I live at the top of an 80 story building made of ihop pancakes and I pour burning hot maple syrup on anyone that tries to eat my home

I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there.

To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site. An IHOP: International House of Pancakes.

A Joke About Ordering at Restaurants I am trying to find the routine this came from and would appreciate any help- if of course that is allowed. ""just because something is on the menu does not mean you have to order it. if you see a t-bone on the menu at ihop and you don't have health insurance, just turn the page.""

I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her.

Where is the best place to eat on a leap day? IHOP

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work? IHOP

wher did the waitress work IHOP

Where does a person with one leg work? IHOP

Your mom.. has one arm, one leg, one titty, one eye, and one finger. They call her ""Uno"". Ironically enough, she also works at Ihop...

ONE-LEGGED PEOPLE Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP.

Master List for Easter Dad Jokes Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? From Eggplants Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them! What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days. What kind of bunny can't hop? A chocolate one! Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken. Where does the easter bunny eat breakfast? at IHOP source: http://www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/easterjokes/easteronelinersjokes.html

I made this up when i was 10... Whats a frogs favorite restaurant? IHOP!!!

Where do one-legged people eat? Ihop

Where do grasshoppers eat? At IHOP. A three-year-old made this up.

The best freestyle ever Roll up to someone with pancakes Drop my iPhone on it Call it ihop I'll see myself out

Three friends were on a deserted island... ...when they found a brass lamp. One of them rubbed the lamp, and a genie appeared. ""You have freed me, and for that I can grant you each one wish."" The first friend was really hungry, so he asked the genie to send him to an iHop. The genie snapped his fingers, and he was sent there. The second friend missed his family, so he asked the genie to send him back. The genie snapped his fingers, and the man was sent home. The third friend was quiet. The gen…

Where do rabbits like to eat breakfast? IHOP!

Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop

Did you hear about the poor waitress who lost her leg in a freak accident? Now she's working at IHOP.

Apple fitness products don't work. I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight.

I met a one-legged waitress at IHOP... Her name was Ilene.