#eileen

At the disco last night. They played twist. I did the twist. They played jump. I jumped. They played come on Eileen. I got kicked out.

I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there.

Went to the disco last night... Went to the disco last night. They played Twist, so I did the Twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen, I got kicked out for that one..

Punchline: ...Come on Eileen... ... Come on Eileen is the punchline. What is the freaking joke. I walked into a room years ago just as someone was saying the punchline and everyone laughed. I've never been able to hear the joke itself... Help

What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen, right? But what if she is Asian. Then it's Irene.

I was at a nightclub They played just dance I just danced They played twist I twisted They played jump I jumped They played come on Eileen, I was kicked out of the club

I met a woman with one leg today. Her name was Eileen.

What do you call a girl with one leg. Eileen.

they played Twist,so I twisted. they played Jump, so I jumped. they played Come on Eileen ... and I was banned for life

My friends told me I needed to loosen up.... so we went to a club and had a few drinks, after the 5th one I was ready dance. So I went to the dance floor and then ""The Twist"" began to play, and I did The Twist. Then ""The Hustle"" began to play, and I did The Hustle Then ""Come on Eileen"" played and I got banned from the club.

What is worse then sweat on Olivia Newton John? Come on Eileen

What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen! What do you call a one legged Japanese woman. Irene! What do you call the Samoan lady who fell off the cliff? Eileen Tufa'a!

What do you call a woman with only one leg? Eileen.

Two guys are sitting in a jail cell The first guy says, ""What're you here for?"" The second guy say, ""Breaking and entering. How about you?"" The first guy draws a deep breath. ""Well, there's a story there. I was at a club, having a great time. They played 'The Twist', so I Twisted. Then they played 'Jump', so I Jumped."" ""Yeah? So?"" ""Then they played 'Come on Eileen' ...""

Q: What do you call a girl with only one leg? A: Eileen

What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.

Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)

A bunch of groan-worthy one-liners - Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. - Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, I'll drive!" - Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One says to the other, "Something's fishy about this." - Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says, "Oh man, it's hot in here." The other shrieks, "OH MY GOD! A talking muffin!" - How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove him in. - How do you get two giraffe…

I went to a disco last night... (mildly NSFW) They played The Twist, so I did the twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen I got kicked out.

So I was at the club They played crank that, and I did the Superman. They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle. They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club.

I was at a retro night down at the club The DJ played "The Twist", so I did the twist. Then he played "The Macarena", and I did the Macarena. When he played "Come on Eileen", that's when the police arrested me.

What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen

What do you call the woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen.

I used to date a girl who was missing a shin. ​ ​ Her name was Eileen. She had a brother who was missing both shins. His name was Neil.

What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen