So I was at the club They played crank that, and I did the Superman. They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle. They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club.
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Got thrown out of the theater during the Superman movie but was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses.
To the first two people who thought Superman was a bird or plane... why the hell were you so excited?
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Superman: Kinda sucks you can't fly. Batman: It's okay. Superman: Why? Batman: My planet hasn't exploded, so I can still walk and drive.
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