Superman is depressed because he has to change in dirty gas station bathrooms since the telephone booth is now extinct. Poor Superman.

Got thrown out of the theater during the Superman movie but was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses.

To the first two people who thought Superman was a bird or plane... why the hell were you so excited?

Superman: Kinda sucks you can't fly. Batman: It's okay. Superman: Why? Batman: My planet hasn't exploded, so I can still walk and drive.