Two guys are sitting in a jail cell The first guy says, ""What're you here for?"" The second guy say, ""Breaking and entering. How about you?"" The first guy draws a deep breath. ""Well, there's a story there. I was at a club, having a great time. They played 'The Twist', so I Twisted. Then they played 'Jump', so I Jumped."" ""Yeah? So?"" ""Then they played 'Come on Eileen' ...""