So, Pee Wee Herman announced he has converted to Islam He's currently planning a pilgrimage to Mecca Lecca Hi Mecca Hiney Ho.

If Apple Saudi Arabia made a Wrestling Game, it would be called... iSlam.

The Nun And The Camel A nun is invited to Saudi Arabia on an interfaith exchange program. After being shown around, she asks to see where the camels are raised.

I drank a pint of beer in Saudi Arabia the other day... ... It cost me an arm and a leg.