Discrimination Three first-graders are flunking their class. The teacher calls them in and tells them: "I will ask you one question each, if you can answer it, you pass." "Jim, how do you spell 'Cow'?" "Jack, how do you spell 'Car'?" "Muhammad, how do you spell 'Racial discrimination'?"
A chihuahua is just a barking cat.
I bet the best massage in the world is getting attacked by a toothless shark.
Feeling sick at work. Subway to the bus-$5 Bus to commuter lot-$2 Puking in my car-$0 Guy in the car next to me puking in response-priceless
Drop it! Please, just DROP IT. - My dog, whenever I'm eating.
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