A preacher walks into a bar. The preacher notices a drunk sitting at the bar and he strikes up a conversation. ""Hello sir, I was wondering if you have found Jesus yet."" The drunk looks up and replies ""Nope!"" So the preacher grabs him by the collar and drags him out he door and down to the creek. He then quickly submerges the man into the water and says ""Then Jesus came from Galilee to the Jordan to be baptized by John. Hallelujah!"" The preacher pulls the man to the surface of the water and…