#nike

According to my Nike fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week.

Nike is coming out with a line of Air Brady football shoes. They have a built in suspension feature. You just have to let some air out.

at Nike advertising meeting I need a slogan for these shoes by the end of the day. I don't care how it gets done just do it..hold up a sec

Nike actually called me and asked me to stop doing it.

The sweats say I've given up. The Nike logo says "but not entirely."

I can't understand why the Nike store's "vodka drinking couch pants" are labeled "yoga pants".

My suggestion for Reebok's new marketing campaign: "Nike: Just Do It; Reebok: Do Whatever Feels Right -- We're Not Dictators"

I'm wearing nike pants so you have to just do it...

A cowboy walks into a bar, a few miles West of Brokeback Mountain, and, after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. 'What the hell,' he says to himself, 'I really want a drink.' When the bartender approaches, he says to the cowboy, 'What's the name of your 'willy'?' The cowboy says, 'Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.' The bartender says, 'I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your 'willy'. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do …

One day bush went jogging... One day Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river. After cleaning up he said, ""Boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you."" The first boy said, ""Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!"" ""I'll personally …

Got a $100 Nike gift card Can't wait to buy that one pair of socks

Weight loss programs A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, ""If you can catch me, you can have me."" Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffi…

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid? Nike. Their motto says just ""Just do it"".

did you hear about what happened to Nike online shop It shut down by a d-dos

Nike and TOMS are embarking on a joint venture... ...for every pair of shoes you buy, they'll donate a pair to the child who made them.

I worry that if Nike sponsored a Suicide Prevention Day event... ...the words ""Just Do It"" would be everywhere.

I have two little cute cousins that live in Asia. Every month, I write them letters and send them stuff. And then, they send me things that they handmake themselves... Like Ipads and Nike Shoes... They're so adorable :D

Hillary Clinton goes jogging [long] Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the river below. Before anyone else could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid says, ""I want to go to Disneyland."" Hilary says, ""No problem, I'll take you there on my campaign airplane"". The second kid says, ""I want a new pair of N…

If Nike was founded by a women Then the tag line would be ""Just do it....If you want too...I dont want to force you...Its your life...anyways you never listen to me...Do whatever you want...Who am I to say""

Walking inside a Nike store would be the worst place to contemplate suicide. Everything is saying Just Do It.

Walking inside a Nike store would be the worst place to contemplate suicide. Just do it.

Pepsi just bought out Nike. Nike's new slogan will be, ""Just Dew It"".

A friend asked me, Is there a black Greek god?.. Nike

A man is on the roof of a tall building, he sees a group of marathoners down below the street, why does he jump from the building? Because the marathon was sponsored by Nike

""just do it"" Nike is sponsoring a probation program. They provide T-shirts with the slogan "" just DON'T do it""