#hillary-clinton

The celebrity couple name for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is Clump.

The forest animals are about to rip me apart but suddenly they back off. Hillary Clinton emerges from the trees. The animals bow their heads

"Mr. Trump how will you beat Hillary Clinton?" TRUMP: I'll win NY, Florida, Ohio, we're going to add states, Gerzona, Timbaland, Waterworld

Latest election news: Donald Trump narrowly leads Hillary Clinton by 4 lies.

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton concedes election to Donald Trump, saying "I just can't see how I can win after Scott Baio endorsed Trump."

A blonde joke you probably haven't heard for a while ... Hillary Clinton

Poor Hillary Clinton... I haven't seen someone hit a glass ceiling this hard since Goose from Top Gun

What do the Hindenberg, the Titanic and Hillary Clinton have in common? Going down on any of them would be horrifying.

Did you hear that NYC paid Hillary Clinton $2,000,000 as a consultant for New Years Eve? They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the last second.

Why has Hillary Clinton ask Santa for a 23 letter alphabet? Because she's sick of F.B.I

Bill Clinton voted for Hillary Clinton in the electoral college today. First known instance of him being faithful.

Hillary Clinton and Bernie sanders are having dinner together! Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders were having dinner when Hillary said to Bernie ""Let me get you a knife"" Bernie said ""I'll just use this one you put in my back""

When I lay down to go to sleep, I watch Hillary Clinton rallies It is much more convenient than counting sheep individually.

You can put Hillary Clinton supporters into two baskets. The basket of adorables, and the basket of deportables.

A 13 year old boy making headlines last week... A 13 year old boy is making headlines by challenging a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents, so the judge initially handed custody over to the boy's aunt, keeping with all the laws and regulations that state that family unity should be maintained to the best degree possible. However, the boy shocked the judge when he revealed that his aunt beat him more than his parents did, and refu…

If I had an email for every Hillary Clinton joke being made right now I'd have none.

Emails from world leaders are streaming in to Hillary Clinton to console her [Deleted]

In the spirit of bipartisanship and cooperation, I think Trump should offer Hillary Clinton an important role in his administration... Like the ambassadorship to Libya

Hillary Clinton says to the Devil, ""What happened? You promised me that I'd win the election?"" The Devil replies, ""Yeah, and you promised me a soul.""

Hillary Clinton collapsed on the street again and had to be rushed to her daughter's apartment for treatment... The attending physician asked, ""Are you still an alcoholic?"" ""No,"" Hillary indignantly replied. ""That's good,"" said the doctor, ""When did you quit?"" She answered, ""Earlier this morning.""

Hillary Clinton You're* Fired!

How did Trump win? ""Hillary Clinton"" and ""Donald Trump"" go into a bakery. Hillary Clinton steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald Trump ""See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie."" I will definitely win the election. Donald Trump: ""That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."" Donald Trump goes to the owner …

I asked my blonde friend who she voted for. She said, ""I voted for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton."" I said, ""Why on earth would you do that?"" ""On the ballot,"" she replied, ""it said 'Vote Both Sides'""

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, we've decided to let a man do the job.