#hillary-clinton

What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump ? One's a dumb and the other is dumber

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a car. The car crashes. Who survived? *America.*

Who is the only person to get 15 Million dollars from a Nigerian prince? Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, ""See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie."" I will definitely win the election. Then Donald says to Hillary, ""That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."" Donald goes to the own…

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are together in a lifeboat in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. No land in sight. No ships in sight. Who survives? The American people.

Hillary & Trump goes into a bakery Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, ""See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie."" I will definitely win the election. The Donald says to Hillary, ""That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the…

Hillary Clinton asked the debate moderator a knock knock joke... Knock knock. Who's there? Hill--. INTERRUPTING TRUMP!

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery... Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, ""See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie."" I will definitely win the election. The Donald says to Hillary, ""That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest …

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar QUICK! Bar the door and burn it down!

Walking Eagle On a recent trip Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nations in upstate New York. She spoke for almost an hour on her ideas and policies to help all Americans if she was to become president. At the conclusion of her speech, the tribes presented Hillary Clinton with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Hillary Clinton then departed with her entourage, waving to the crowd as she left. A news reporter later …

Everybody, it's OK to vote for Hillary Clinton The snuke in her sniz was successfully deactivated.

What is the difference between Hillary Clinton and a rickety bridge? One is dangerous and likely to collapse at any minute, but most people still prefer it to the alternative. The other is made of wood and rope.

So Hillary Clinton recently said half of Tump's supporters are a ""Basket of deplorables"". Next Trump will respond saying: ""Half of Hillary's supporters are deportables""

You hold the power to save them... With all your honor and dignity, what would you do? Please don't answer without giving it serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately. You're in Florida ... in Miami, to be exact. There is g…

Donald Trump tells a joke to Hillary Clinton It was hillaryous

How does Hillary Clinton say goodbye? ""Seizure later!""

People of USA are fed up of the current Presidential candidates and decided to hold a mass boycott As Americans hated all the candidates so much, that no one voted. The government is in a panic, trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: A literal presidential race. The three candidates would run a lap around the white house, and the best time would become president. Bernie Sanders goes first, but being as old as he is, …

Hillary Clinton is sick according to doctors... I pneu it all along.

The real reason Hillary Clinton stumbled A tiny plane flew into her.

I love hillary Clinton so much. It makes me weak at the knees.

What do Trump and lip stick have in common? Both make Hillary Clinton more attractive.

What's the one advantage if Hillary Clinton is elected President? We'll only have to pay her 77 on the dollar

Hillary Clinton isn't a female. She's just an F she deleted the emale.

What's the difference between Kim Jong Un and Hillary Clinton? One is called ""The Great Leader"" and the other, ""Great Deleter""

Who would win a knife fight between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton? Everyone!