#hillary-clinton

It would be a disaster if Hillary Clinton were elected president I mean who would entrust our nukes to a woman on a period?

Monica Lewinsky says she WILL endorse Hillary for president... ..says Hillary Clinton ""doesn't suck.""

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get in a car wreck, who survives? America.

Did you know that if Hillary Clinton is elected as the U.S. President, she would be the first president to have ever slept with another president.

What kind of car does Hillary Clinton drive? A Subaru

Donald Trump, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Pope Francis and a Boy Scout are all on a plane that is about to crash... They quickly realize there are only four parachutes and one of them is going to die. Barack Obama says ""I am the leader of the free world and commander in chief. I also have two daughters that need me. I must survive!"" He takes a parachute and he jumps out of the plane. Donald Trump says ""I am richest man in the world. I have a multi-billion dollar company and many jobs depen…

Easy Guide to the 2016 Presidential Election 1.If you don't know anything about politics: Vote for Donald Trump! 2.If you don't know anything about ethics: Vote for Hillary Clinton! 3.If you don't know anything about economics: Vote for Bernie Sanders!

Hillary Clinton came out with a new campaign slogan in response to Sanders' ""Feel the Bern"" Its called ""Feel the Clit""

Hillary Clinton suffered 2nd degree burns on her legs Apparently her pants caught fire. The plastic surgeon she consulted with was surprised when she revealed that she wasn't seeking treatment for her legs, but rather weekly rhinoplasty as her nose grows an average of a half inch a day.

Im voting Hillary Clinton this year. Because she dosnt suck

Hillary Clinton is like an art history major, old and useless.

BREAKING NEWS: Hillary Clinton has announced her intentions to drop out of the presidential race The announcement was made during one of her paid speeches earlier today, so you probably didn't hear about it.

Hillary Clinton and Nickelback are on a boat and it capsizes, who survives? America

Donald trump, Hillary clinton, and Ted Cruz are at the top if a cliff.... And they all look at each other. Trump says ""let's all jump off and have a race to the bottom! First one to land wins!"" With out hesitation all three candidates jump. So who wins? SOCIETY!

Hillary Clinton has become so famous that they started naming footwear after her They call it the flip flop

I'd rather vote for Monica Lewinsky than Hillary Clinton... ...because at least a little bit of Bill rubbed off on Monica!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton who? ...Who's asking?

Why does Wall Street call Hillary ""Hillary Vuitton"" instead of ""Hillary Clinton"" ? Because they know she's in the bag ...

The only reason a Hillary Clinton presidency would be good for our country At $0.78 cents to the dollar, she'd be a bargain for our country

Why are so many people caucusing for Hillary Clinton... They were inspired by Monica Lewinsky.

What presidential candidate currently has a beard? Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is... hilarious.

Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. She spoke for almost an hour about her plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. She referred to her time as a U.S. Senator and how she had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.   Although Hillary was vague about the details of her plans, she seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about her i…

What is the best way to manage a full inbox? Hillary Clinton

why are the new york jets like hillary clinton? both have Bills to push around