#hillary-clinton

Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and a young girl all board a small plane... Midway through the flight, the pilot has a stroke and the plane starts to go down. There are only three parachutes on board and the four passengers quickly discuss who of them will take them. Immediately the Donald says, ""I'm the first human orange to be nominated for president, I should be given the chance to live!"" He quickly grabs the first chute, slings it on his back, and hops out of the plane. Befo…

Crazy how Hillary Clinton could possibly be our first F President... I would've said Female President but someone deleted the emale.

Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit

Trump & Clinton Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are stuck on a boat. Who survives? America.

It's the end of the 2016 Presidential Race.... and the people of the US hated all the candidates so much that nobody voted. The government is in a panic trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: a literal presidential race. The three candidates would run a lap around the White House and the person with the best time would become president. Bernie Sanders goes first, but being as old as he is, he takes about 24 minutes. …

A little boy asks his mom how babies are made... His mother tells him to go talk to his father. He asks his dad, ""Daddy, Mom told me to ask you how babies are made."" His dad tells him, ""Why don't you send Hillary Clinton an email and ask her? I'm sure she would know."" So the little boy, with his father's help of course, writes up an email and send it to Hillary Clinton. Later that night after the boy had gone to bed, the boy's mother asks her husband what he told the boy. ""I told him to sen…

Wanted: A Hillary Clinton Joke My mom asked me for a Hillary Clinton joke after I told her a Donald Trump joke. I couldn't think of any joke. So I sent an e-mail to Hillary Clinton asking for a joke about her. As of this post, she still hasn't responded. I just hope that she didn't delete my e-mail.

What's the difference between the Hillary Clinton and a piece of fruit? The fruit can only get so rotten.

What's the difference between a CIA operative and Hillary Clinton? A CIA operative won't divulge classified information because he'd have to kill you. Hillary Clinton divulges the information... Then has you killed.

9/11 gave rise to ""Truthers"", Obama gave rise to ""Birthers"", so... ... would a movement to determine whether Hillary Clinton actually carries hot sauce in her purse be called ""Saucers""?

So, it is clear now that the only person who can stop a Trump presidency is Hillary Clinton... ...by conceding in favour of Bernie Sanders.

In 2016 Scott Baio has called Hillary Clinton a cunt, Chris Christie has called her a criminal and Ben Carson has called her a Lucifer worshiper. What will they call her in 2017? Madam President.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a plane and it crashes on an island. Who survives? America.

What are Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Theresa May doing in a room together? ...playing bridge.

After his failed Presidential run, Bernie Sanders decides to write a book and finally endorses Hillary Clinton. The Clinton Foundation bought 10 million copies in advance.

Hillary Clinton hot sauce Fiery and Bernie out the back end

Pokemon go should contact Hillary Clinton. I hear she has some servers

What do Hillary Clinton and OJ Simpson have in common? They got away with it.

Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. Bernie leans towards Hillary and said, ""Do you know that with one little wave of my hand, i can make this crowd go absolutely wild with joy? The will not just be a momentary joy, this joy will be huge and they will forever speak of this day as the day that we made America work for everyone!"" Hillary replied, ""I seriously doubt that! with one little wave of your hand ... show me!"" So Bernie Sanders backhand sla…

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash, who survives? No one, the was a major gas leak, and someone lit a match, and the plane exploded, killing everyone inside.

Hillary Clinton could be become our first F president. I'd say female, but she lost the email.

What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an AR 15? One is responsible for the deaths of Americans, the other is an inanimate object.

Hillary Clinton is going to be the first F President. Sorry, I meant to type ""Female"" but somebody deleted the ""emale.""

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat. The boat sinks. Who survives? America.

So... Hillary Clinton is giving this FBI agent a blow job at the Democratic Nation Convention ... Hey...Chill out man...It's politics, that's how it works !!!