#monica

Now I'm REALLY glad Monica chose Chandler over Richard.

Hey Chandler, wanna hang out with me, Phoebe and Monica later? We're going to the park to open and close umbrellas in a fountain.

DOCTOR: Do you have any questions? "Can I shower with this cast?" DOCTOR: What do you think, guys? PHOEBE, JOEY, CHANDLER, MONICA: Sure!

Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Clinton-Dix

Kids first day at school! It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, ""Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:?'Patrick Henry, 1775'he said. 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'' Again, no res…

I guess it's good Hillary didn't win... It would be kinda awkward for her to be sitting behind the desk that Monica was under.

I'm so tired of people saying Hillary sucks... She doesn't. Just ask Bill and Monica.

If you think Hillary is going to drop out of the presidential race, you should know Hillary doesn't go down... That's why Bill had Monica.

Monica and the pharmacy Monica went up to the pharmacist and stated, ""I need to buy condoms."" The pharmacist looked up and asked, ""Shall I put it on your bill?"" ""No, thanks,"" Monica responded. ""I prefer to put them on him myself!""

Sure Hillary sucks... ...Just not as much as Monica.

I kinda want Hillary to win the US election Just for the sheer irony of her sitting at the desk Monica was under.

Hillary sucks But not like Monica

monica lewinsky had one job.... and she sucked at it.

Phew, don't have to think of a catchy title today Why is Monica so exited for the next Clinton presidency? This time she won't have to swallow.

You wanna know why Indian Students are disliked abroad?? read on.....It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, ""Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:?'Patrick Henry, 1775'he said. 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall…

While Bill is on a trip to Paris, Hillary visits Monica at her private home. Hillary gets invited into the house, then all of a sudden she becomes furious when she smells Bill inside the house. She says, ""It's 2016! What's Bill doing there?"" Monica replies, ""Relax, he's not here. I just burped"".

Contrary to popular criticism, Hillary doesn't suck. If she does, Bill wouldn't have needed Monica.

I'd rather vote for Monica Lewinsky than Hillary Clinton... ...because at least a little bit of Bill rubbed off on Monica!

Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaners, the guy is a little old and hard of hearing. Monica says ""i need to get this dress cleaned, no starch, use the same hanger."" The dry cleaner responds ""come again?"" Monica says ""nope, this time it's mustard.""

The US can't rely on Hillary Clinton to create jobs The last meaningful job Hillary had was outsourced to Monica Lewinsky... ...and Monica blew it!

Monica Lewinsky's statement on Hillary's run for President Monica Lewinsky released the following statment on Hillary Clinton's run for President.. ""I will not vote for Hillary Clinton . The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth. As we get closer to the 2016 election year, citizens must remember that they cannot even trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs. The last time she had a meaning full job , she outsourced it to me and I simply blew it"".

Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Ha Ha Clinton Dix

Who is Monica Lewinsky's Favorite NFL Football Player? Clinton-Dix

Regarding the 2016 Presidential Elections As we get closer to the 2016 election year, US citizens must remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs. The last time she had a meaningful job, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky. And Monica blew it!!!

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader