A 13 year old boy making headlines last week... A 13 year old boy is making headlines by challenging a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents, so the judge initially handed custody over to the boy's aunt, keeping with all the laws and regulations that state that family unity should be maintained to the best degree possible. However, the boy shocked the judge when he revealed that his aunt beat him more than his parents did, and refused to live with her. The judge then attempted to hand custody over to the boy's grandparents, but the boy claimed they beat him too. After closely examining the rest of the remaining family and learning that apparently domestic violence was a way of life for them, the judge conferred with his colleagues to determine who should have custody over the boy. After three recesses to check legal references and to confer with CPS, the judge finally granted temporary custody of the boy to Hillary Clinton. Because everyone can clearly see she is not capable of beating anyone.