Donald Trump has his daily intelligence briefing. ""We're almost done, Mr. President-Elect,"" says the man conducting the briefing, ""just one more small piece

Bill Clinton voted for Hillary Clinton in the electoral college today. First known instance of him being faithful.

A plane is about to crash, there are 4 passengers and only 3 parachutes... The first passenger, Steph Curry, says ""I am the best player in the NBA! The Warrior

Why has Hillary Clinton ask Santa for a 23 letter alphabet? Because she's sick of F.B.I