Donald Trump has his daily intelligence briefing. ""We're almost done, Mr. President-Elect,"" says the man conducting the briefing, ""just one more small piece of information."" ""Bring it on."" ""5 Brazilian soldiers were killed last night"" ""That certainly isn't a good thing,"" replies Trump, ""but if you don't mind, could you refresh my memory on one thing?"" ""Of course, Mr. Trump, what do you need?"" ""How many is a Brazilian?""