A plane is about to crash, there are 4 passengers and only 3 parachutes... The first passenger, Steph Curry, says ""I am the best player in the NBA! The Warriors and my fans need me!"" and jumps out with the first pack. The second passenger, Donald Trump, says ""I am the most respected and intelligent US president in history! My country needs me!"" and jumps out with the second pack. The third passenger, the Pope, turns to the fourth passenger, a little boy, and says ""My son, I don't have many years left in this world, but you have so many years ahead of you. You can take the last parachute."" Then the little boy replies ""It's ok your Holiness there's still a parachute left for you, Mr. Trump took my backpack.""
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