#nba

"Daddy, I want to watch Dora." Sweetie this is Dora. It's the one where she plays an NBA basketball game against the Brooklyn Nets

Mitt Romney has decided not to run for president. In other news, I have decided not to become a billionaire or play in the NBA.

Glad the NBA lockout is over. That was like the worst thing that happened to black people, ever.

[NBA Postgame] *LeBron wearing his fake glasses* "Questions? Yes, Lois Lane from Daily Planet" "Yeah hi. I'll wait til LeBron comes out"

Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees.

Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games. What's that? Like maybe 10 years?

I hate when black people mistakenly think I'm racist Today, a black guy was holding hands with his white girlfriend in the airport and got upset because he caught me looking at him suspiciously. I wish I could explain to him that I was only trying to figure out if he was in the NBA or not.

Now that Jeremy Lin is playing so well for the Knicks.. It appears that the NBA is now a Black/Thai affair.

Installing a Husband. **INSTALLING A HUSBAND** Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. ... In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversatio…

Black kids play NBA 2K... and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player. White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible.

A plane is about to crash, there are 4 passengers and only 3 parachutes... The first passenger, Steph Curry, says ""I am the best player in the NBA! The Warriors and my fans need me!"" and jumps out with the first pack. The second passenger, Donald Trump, says ""I am the most respected and intelligent US president in history! My country needs me!"" and jumps out with the second pack. The third passenger, the Pope, turns to the fourth passenger, a little boy, and says ""My son, I don't have many …

[OC] Micheal Jordan's origin story. Micheal Jordan loved basketball growing up. He was good at it too. Every day at school, he'd be playing basketball and everyone wanted him on thier team. The only catch was that, he could only play B-Ball at school. There were no courts near his house. So... Micheal's father, whom I will henceforth refer to as Micheal Sr, had the idea of putting up a hoop in thier backyard. One day, while Micheal was out with his friends. Micheal Sr, bought and installed a hoo…

The NBA is like a box of crayons... they don't use the white ones.

Why does the NBA finish in June? She likes it.

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat? The NBA draft

Comedy News 6 23 16 Republicans voted down 4 bills to restrict automatic weapons from those on the terrorist watch list. Your NRA lobbyist dollars at work! There's now a line of non-alcoholic wine for cats. It goes great with their dinner jacket and ascot! Cat wine has to be non-alcoholic. When they get drunk they get so pretentious and arrogant! O'Bama wants to own an NBA team. If there's poetic justice it won't be the Wizards, & the Bulls fit him perfectly! Today's the birthday of mathemat…

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing? not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do you call black men working while white men watch? Slav-The NBA

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people? The NBA.

Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he's a whistleblower.

I mean, NHL teams have father-son road trips all the time I don't think they're as common in the NBA though...

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most? Denver Nuggets

want to hear a NBA joke? Kyrie Irving starting in the all star game

Why can't Santa play in the NBA? He has a no-trade Claus

Due to the hilarity of tomorrow's NBA contest between the Philadelphia Seventy Sixers and LA Lakers, the NBA has agreed to air the match live on comedy central and the comedy network. joke