#mitt-romney

Mitt Romney has decided not to run for president. In other news, I have decided not to become a billionaire or play in the NBA.

right now mitt romney is trying to put an entire loaf of bread in his mouth

what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person

"...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women, gays, young people..." - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain

"We're not so different, you and I," Mitt Romney said to a stack of white printer paper.

Mitt Romney announcing he's not running for president is like Johnny Depp announcing there won't be a sequel to Mortdecai.

Mitt Romney dissing Trump is like when an anime villain from the previous arc teams up to help stop the new billion times more evil villain

*shakes self after staring at ceiling* Sorry honey, I was just thinking about Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney says that people who are voting for Barack Obama don't work and don't pay taxes. I guess that means Romney is voting for Obama.

If Mitt Romney was president, we'd blame everything on him. "Damn why is it so cold outside? It wasn't this cold when Obama was president."

I like Mitt Romney because he looks like the model in every stock photo of a businessman on a flip phone in 2002.

I'm still not convinced Mitt Romney was born.

The fact that Mitt Romney opted to see Twilight instead of Lincoln this weekend probably sums up what his presidency would've been like.

Free Kittens A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket of furry animals; in her hand was a sign that read: FREE KITTENS. Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall grinning man. ""Hi there little girl, I'm Mitt Romney. What do you have in the basket?"" ""Kittens"", little Suzy said. ""How old are they asked Romney?"" Suzy replied, ""they're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."…

Rick Santorum is claiming that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul have teamed up against him... Which is kind of ironic that Santorum can be brought down by two men forming a civil union.

What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Mitt Romney I'm not laughing either

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink? 1%

A Genie grants a young man 3 wishes A young man stumbles upon a genie one day. The genie agrees to give the man 3 wishes. ""I want to get many women"", says the man. ""I want to be extremely wealthy"", continues the man. "" I want-"", he is cut off by the genie. ""You are one of the most selfish people I have granted wishes for, young man. If I were you, I would use your last wish for something for others."", says the genie. ""Fine then. For my last wish, I wish that Black people would be more s…

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Mitt Romney is walking through heaven when he runs into Barrack Obama

HURRICANE SANDY UPDATE Mitt Romney has advised everyone in the path of Hurricane Sandy to make their way to their 2nd or 3rd homes immediately.

No power. Mitt Romney : ""8 Million Americans still have no power."" Obama: ""8 Million and one.""

Mitt Romney and the King of Saudi-Arabia are having a dinner party... ...the mood of the night is very good and after they spent a while talking about what new amazing things they have bought for themselves and the amount of money they managed to acquire in the past year, as well as all sorts of political matters they come to some lighter topics. So the King says to Mitt: ""I really like parts of American culture, especially American television. My favourite show in the world is 'Star Trek'. But…

Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship... Barack Obama and Mitt Romney are both on a sinking ship; both of them are drowning. Who gets saved?!? The answer: AMERICA!!!

What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0? Threepio, hand me those binders, willya?