Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents? Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano?

Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone.

"Dora" only rhymes with "Explorer" if you're from Long Island, New York

Me: What's the capital of Ohio? Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora? Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.