#third-boy

One day bush went jogging... One day Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river. After cleaning up he said, ""Boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you."" The first boy said, ""Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!"" ""I'll personally …

Savoir Faire Three French boys are discussing what it means to have ""savoir faire"". The first boy says ""It is like this. If a man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with another man and leaves quietly so as to not disturb them, then he has savoir faire."" The second boy say ""No. That is Laissez faire. If he tips his hat and says 'Excuse me. Please continue.' then he has savoir faire."" The third boy says ""No. If a man comes home from work, finds his wife in bed with another man,…

Three boys are walking down the railroad tracks and find a $10 bill..... .... and they're trying to decide what to do with the money. The first boy says ""let's buy some candy"" and the other boys say ""that's what we always do... Let's use it for something different."" The second boy says ""let's buy some comic books"" and the other boys say ""that's what we always do when we don't spend it on candy."" The third boy says ""let's buy a box of tampons"". The other boys look at him and say ""what?…

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, ""My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."" The second boy says, ""That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."" The third boy says, ""I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And, it takes eight people to collect all the money!""

Argument between 3 boys First boy says, ""my dad is so cool, he drives the car so fast that the road rips apart!"". Second boy says, ""what's so cool about that? My dad flies the aeroplane so fast that the sky rips apart!"". Third boy says, ""pffft. My dad farts so hard his pants rip apart!""

Three young boys are talking about the creepiest people they know. The first boy says, ""I heard old man Jones once caught a bat, cooked it, and ate it!"" The second boy, unimpressed, replied ""Well I heard that there is a clown down on Maple Street that has red eyes and spiders for pets!"" The third boy finally pipes up. ""I heard my dad the other night talking to my mom. I guess she bleeds for a whole week every month and doesn't even die!""

[oc] Halloween. Three boys knock on the door of an old lady. They are in single file and stand there silently. She says to the first boy ""Well? It is Halloween right? When you come to the door what do you say??"". The boys start to chuckle as Spiderman mumbled ""trick or treat?"". He takes his candy in silence as the woman asks ""now what do you say?"". The boys laugh a little harder as the boy mutters a thank you. When the vampire approaches silently she becomes irritated. ""You clearly heard …

There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. ""One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,"" said one boy. The bucket was so full, several rolled out towards the fence. Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a third boy. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slow down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, ""One for you, one for me. One …

Dividing Nuts On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. ""One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,"" said one boy. The bucket was so full, several rolled out toward the fence. Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a third boy. As he passed he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, h…

Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out '' I am the ghost of Auntie Abel and this five dollars stays on the table!'' The second boy goes in and is reaching for the money when the same thing happens again. The third boy goes in sees the five dollars and cries out''I am the ghost of David Crockett and this five dollars goes in my pocket!''

One day there were these three boys walking down the street all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said 'I want a boat.' The second boy said 'I want a truck.' And the third boy said 'I want three tombstones with are names all on them.' Bill Clinton said 'why is that son?' The little boy said 'because when m…

Obama went on a run and fell in a river. - three young boys pulled him out of the river. Obama said my god, you saved the president of your country. name any one thing you want and you'll have it. - The first boy said he wanted a house for his mother, they'd never had a house. Obama bought it. - The second boy wanted to go to Disney world. Obama made it so. - The third boy asked for a wheelchair. Perplexed, Obama said "Why do you need a wheel chair, you seem to walk fine". - The young…

There were three hellions in a class They were so bad that teachers kept quitting. The principle got so frustrated she hire a retired female marine Sargent to teach the class and gave her authority to go whatever it took to control the three kids. The first day of the school year she walks into the class room and asks the three to step forward. She slapped the first kid and knocked him back 4 feet. She the told him to use a sentence with the word evidently in it. The boy said evidently you’ve h…

Three boys and a girl three boys pursue a girl at the same time, the girl says: you travel the world and i will choose again. the first boy went to europe, the second boy went to america, the third boy walked around the girl and said: you are my world! the girl was very moved, and with tears she chose the richest among them.

A huge beech tree stood next to a cemetery fence on the outskirts of town. One day, two boys filled up a bucket with nuts that had fallen from the branches and sat down next to the tree, out of view from the path that ran alongside the graveyard, to divide up the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one of the boys, sharing out the nuts equally. The bucket was so full that several nuts rolled out towards the fence. Cycling along the path adjacent to the cemetery was a t…